I'm leaving on a trip tomorrow. I abhor packing. My typical routine is to put off packing as long as possible until it's absolutely time to pack. Then I start calling people to tell them how much I hate packing. My parents stopped listening. So I needed new victims. I thought I'd only called this one friend once or twice. Apparently not.
Me: "I'm going to Germany"
Her: "When?"
Me: "Saturday"
Her: "I'll expect a call from you Friday night then.
I'm on the phone with my sister tonight, mentioning that I haven't started packing and that I still need to cut my grass and clean my house (which I've had one year and 6 days).
Her: "You're going to have a maid in 5 years at the latest. More likely three."
Me: "Actually, I've already thought about. Is that bad? P knows a woman."
Her: "Hahahahaha! I knew it."
I need to find people who don't know me. :p
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